The Coming Apocalypse

The Fallout of The US Sub-Prime Credit Crunch and the coming apocalypse ...

By Jimmy AKA Rootman....Muddar Fur...

When the apocalypse finally happens the only people who will survive are avant garde Musicians and tattoo artists. Leather sales will take a sharp rise and people will battle steep fuel prices by removing unnecessary parts of their cars (i.e. doors, windows,Bonnets).

Since most of your parents wont survive you will probably take the leap and finally get that facial tattoo you had always wanted. Also, since the only job position that will have a vacant slot is Scavenger, dress code wont really make alot of difference. So go ahead and wear goggles everyday with your leather vest, make use of that old WW2 gas mask you thought looked cool but never wore, and most of all make sure to change your name...Tom, Kelly, Bob...These people are not going to survive the post apocalyptic future.

I suggest something with more longevity.Perhaps an unfazed inanimate object for a name. Crankshaft, Axel, Sledge......or maybe an act of aggression would better suit you Like Bone Crusher, or Gouge!

Whatever name you choose make sure it fits your stature and attitude best. Good luck with your apocalyptic future. I hope to see you there!

Take care all

Jimmy Dark Horse Rootman